Monday, January 25, 2010

Escape Plan

I have to kill some one. First i would start off but wearing gloves so i could leave no trace of finger prints. if i saw the person that i was going to murder then i would start up a conversation to find out his name. i would eventually find out where he lives. sneak in through a window and kill him in the dark, cause i would have sweet night vision goggles. now if the cops came i would steathily hide i the rafters and as they passed i would do some stealthy ninja s*** like a twisty flip or something. then i would look for an escape route. once i found one id leave. if the cops found me then i run faster than them cause there fat and then quickly slip into the ally and hide in a dumpster witch is really my secret base. Cause its like an elevator and it go's down to my lab.

5 comments:

  1. goooood luck lol. besides the fact that you are definately NOT a ninja

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  2. I like the dumster base. However, i think it would have been more original if you walked into a telephone booth, so original.

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  3. A dumpster hideaway? Very original. Fat cops, very very true.

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  4. Thats lovely. Give the cops a doughnut ;d they would lovee it. :D

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